Have you seen our bread? It looks like this:
The facts:
- Todd went to the grocery store on Wednesday.
- Todd bought a loaf of bread at the store.
- I saw it was placed on the countertop on Wednesday.
- I noticed it was gone on either Thursday or Friday, but I didn't say anything because I figured Todd took it to school for some reason.
- It is still missing today.
Through my investigation, I have learned:
- Todd thought I had the bread.
- Said bread is not in the freezer, fridge or in any cabinets. I have checked every room in the house.
- Todd saw the wrapper of the old bread in the backyard.
- I found a card game, hat, & can koozie in the backyard this morning.
- We have three dogs, two of whom steal things.
Todd asked me, "Don't you think there would some bread outside if the dogs took it?" I doubt it. Guess who won't be having sandwiches today or toast tomorrow? That's right. NOBODY.
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This is my favourite blog post today. Gold star!
I'm gonna have to say that I think the dog(s) did it. That or there never was any bread (say w/ a jedi-mind trick tone). You crazy. ha ha ha ha!
Here's my theory(s)....
A. Pippin looks too sweet to do such a thing.
B. Pippin's said cuteness could be a total act.
C. Steve looks like such a ham, and also an instigator!
D. They could be working together, and the Cat calls the shots!
LOL
your post totally made me laugh!
I have 1/4 loaf of that exact bread on my counter. Think they brought it over here??
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