It's Not Sunshine to ME!

WTH???? Here is a C&P from the mainly one-sided text conversation on my phone today. What part of wrong number do you not understand, fool?

11:23 am -
443-XXX-XXXX: Did u get ur pics Babe?

1:05 pm -
443-XXX-XXXX: Did u get ur pics or what man? <:p>

1:06 pm -
Me: You have the wrong #

1:07 pm -
443-XXX-XXXX: No I do not!!!

1:08 pm -
Me: Then who are you?

1:10 pm -
443-XXX-XXXX: Ur want to b future wife lol! And damn how many woman do u have sendin u pics? U better stop playin wit me Mon

1:13 pm -
Me: Seriously - you have the wrong #. Please stop sending texts so you can find the person you really want to contact.

1:15 pm -
443-XXX-XXXX: Yeah ok, I want u to remember this next time u ask me to send any more pics to yah! The Empress is hurt

FF four hours to just when you think "The Empress" is gone . . .

5:20 pm -
443-XXX-XXXX: Peek-a-Boo <:D>

6:43 pm -
Me: Seriously- YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.

6:53 pm -
443-XXX-XXXX: Ok thank u! Sorry about that!

DUDE . . . what do people not understand about "YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER." I was getting reading to call "The Empress" back to let her know that I am not her future husband, that I didn't get her pics, and that she has the wrong number!

Personal to : I'm not sure who it was that you were trying to reach, but hopefully you now realize that you were texting the wrong person. If you text me again, I will share your phone number with everyone I know, including everyone on this blog, and suggest to everyone that they text YOU this time. :)