You Give a Dog a __________

You give a puppy a home,
And he destroys a lot of it.
You give the puppy some food,
And he grows to be HUGE.
You give a dog some love,
And he licks you to death.
You give a dog a friend,
And he loves to play.
You give a dog a yard,
And he wants to play in his crate.
You show your dog a camera,
And he gives his mom a show.

Directly from Kristin's crude cell phone video camera, I present to you "Crate Wrestling":




Yes, you probably noticed at the end of the video that Steve sat on Pippin, looked at me with that "You wanna show?" look, and proceeded to begin humping Pippin. End of video.

Lovely.