No Sharing

One of Steve's favorite toys - the tennis ball. He doesn't like to share it. He loves to play ball, but won't give anyone the ball so it can be thrown. There is no touching, sharing, or releasing of the tennis ball. Need proof? (Well, even if you don't you're getting it anyway!)

We're taking bets to see how long it takes for Stevie to:

1. Lose the tennis ball,
2. Get the tennis ball filthy beyond recognition, or
3. Murder it so we have to trash it.

What's your guess there, internets?